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How to be an Air Head   Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Have you ever noticed how guys tend to flock around airheads? Have you ever wanted to be an airhead, but did not know how? Well worry no more, this short essay will provide you the basics on how to be an air head.   Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  Ã‚  First, we will start with the appearance. You should wear platform sneakers, or platform shoes (if you do not have any, then wear the hokiest pair of shoes you have). An inadequate walk helps the over all image of an airhead. Moving on to your outfit, all your pants should be about four inches below your knee. For your top, a short sleeved, brightly colored, crop top will do. Carry a purse that is not long enough to carry on your shoulders, but is a little too long to carry by hand. Make sure to swing the purse back and forth when walking. Wear your hair either up in a ponytail, or just the top layer up, big bangs are a necessity. The more hairspray you use the better. The Second, most important part, of being an airhead is the mind set. For this you will have to get a pack of bubbleishis bubble gum, and pop a piece in your mouth. Chew the gum with your mouth open. Now it is time for the hardest part. Forget everything you have learned from first grade on up, this is vital to being an airhead. Then perfect the look a puppy gets, when it's first yelled at for doing something wrong. (The wag the tail look of à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢re talking louder than Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve ever heard, but Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll keep waging my tail until I know why.à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬?) Use this whenever someone asks you any kind of questions. Use a clueless smile the rest of the time. You can also try bouncing your head from side to side or some hair swinging, which- ever technique you feel more comfortable using.